because sammy is a homey and the auburn cheerleaders are fat

War Tiger? They don't know who their mascot is! Try rock/paper/scissors! Paper? It's the stuff books are made.......nevermind!

J. Hugh Sullivan and Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ weren't allowed to attend! (mianderson sucks)

They have only 1 more SEC champ. than GA Tech....and they've been out of the conference for over 40 years!

because their fans actually attended the school. They can't even get other people to like them!

They have 1/2 National Championship in 113 years of playing football

Two words: pork brains.

i said so

cause they have to suck before they swallow, and they DO!

in doing research you will find that they have been on probation 12 times or more. maybe this is how they compare their 12 to our 12!!!!!

They don't have Nick Saban.

They use Toilet Paper to celebrate a victory and wonder why the world treats Auburn like No. 2

Auburn has TUBBY..isn't that enough.

Are they the Plainsmen, the Tigers, or the War Eagles? They don't even know who their daddy is.

they don't have sex with their sisters...

Alabama has twice as many national championships as Auburn has SEC championships.

They can't decide if their mascot is an Eagle or a Tiger

AU sucks bc the students live in trailers, the stadium is on an old cow pasture, the coach used to fry catfish, and the running backs cant speak english. Hayrides for undefeated seasons, terry bowden, sociology, .5 national championships?, did i mention the students live in trailers??

80% of their fans still havn't seen an Auburn National Championship. ROLL TIDE!!!

BOOBS!

they tell bama fans they arent worried about us getting a new coach and BLOWING THEM OUT OF THE WATER!!!! next year, yet they know more about the coach situtaion than most bama fans, people with auburn hats on are around listening to "Tide Talk" and then they say they don't care, they aren't scared of us? haha yeah right! then they call in to "Tide Talk" just to say that they are a proud auburn fan and that they don't care, so why are they listening to "Tide Talk" and excuse me for saying this, but to call in to tide talk you must be listening to it!

3 words...."Fear the Dumb" I mean the "Thumb".

To get there you go south untill you smell it then go east untill you step in it.

They wish they had class and the history that we do!

half their fans say they're fans but never watch the games, or know who they played.

Because they have Bama's anus stuck to their mouths!

Auburn fans smell like cabbage!

Because the word Auburn stands for A-Alabama U-usually B-beats U-us R-red N-necks

Because the guy i work with loves them and he's an idiot, oh yeah and they AREN'T Ohio State. And they like to talk down to schools who are better than them, like florida, lsu, bama, Ohio, Michigain, USC, EVERYONE!!!! suck on that.

Just because they do!

The feeling of anticipation during the walk down Wire Road from your trailer to "The Jungle"

Auburn fans dont know their tradition (what little there is). And they only have 1 national title in 1957 and they didnt play for that one.

auburn fans this website aint for you.. just to let you know. do i need to s a y i t s l o w e r s o y o u l l u n d e r s t a n d?

Because I cried my ass off during the Tiger Walk of the 2003 Iron Bowl, just after telling my inbred/illiterate players to prepare for the worst. Little did I know that the beginning of Bama's probationary period was my ticket to salvation. I used their weakened state as a focal point to expand my paycheck. Also, I had only one lackluster win over Awbarn's father, Alabama, prior to 2002, which was the year Alabama's probationary period began. Also, I coach at a second rate cow college, full of jacked-up truck driving, dip spitting, Justin Boot wearing redneck students. The campus is literally 3 foot long and contains NO NIGHTLIFE whatsoever. We have only 4 or 5 dead bars, and we can't get ANY prime-time bands to play at any of these bars, other than these redneck bands such as Trotline and Northern Railroad. MTV has never featured a show on our campus. We have no quad, no strip, and no life as a college. Our only method of partying is rodeos behind the Good Ole' Boys restaurant. Visitors constantly ask, "How many college towns contain Farms, Chicken houses, catfish farms and trailer parks?" And Awbarn is not even MENTIONED in any songs or movies. And Awbarn takes pride in being number 2, even though, not just Alabama, but even UAB's campus blows ours away. PS: I could barely defeat a NCAA and injury beleaguered Mike Shula led Alabama team. I dread thinking about what Nick Saban is going to do to me. Maybe I should seek my fortunes elsewhere. That way I will leave Awbarn a "legend." I must leave since five consecutively close, over our father, ALABAMA wins was given to me. Again, I must leave while I have the chance!

Just imagine if their quarterback's (Brandon Cox) had the middle name of Sucks just think about it...... Brandon Sucks Cox

Quarterback Brandon Cox The junior had perhaps the worst day in the history of Auburn quarterbacking. He completed four passes Saturday. Two gained yardage. Cox was intercepted four times, including three errant passes to Georgia safety Tra Battle. The Bulldogs used those mistakes to score 17 points. Theie QB COX Sucks. Auburn Sucks....did i mention his last name is COX and AU Sucks...You get the picture :)

They start complaining about the BCS only to get whalloped by Arkansas that same week

They sneeringly call The University of Alabama "UAT," all the while praying nobody remembers their school's original name was "Alabama Polytechnic Institute."

the only thing aubrun is good at is swimming and who gives a crap about swimming

I have a vagina

they don't have to say parole tide!

because they're like new puppies,only diferance is the puppies will stop whinning in 6 weeks

because auburn fans think beatin alabama is equal to winning championships...believe it or not war chicken fans there is life outside the state of alabama...not to mention the story of why the say war eagle is a frigging joke..so this guy carried an eagle on his shoulder all the way through the civil war...then the eagle died at auburns first ever football game....and everyone looked down and said.....warr eagglllee...omg what a joke

they dont do their sisters...only their brothers

They have a bovine research center less than a mile away from the football stadium.

Because they fear TROY!

The plane ride to Louisville.

The Trailers.

Their runningback couldn't pass a third grade English test.

What else is there to do on a hay ride?

Because they don't have SABAN! Guess who does.

they have the greatest socioligy department in the south

They put up a banner for losing the tiebreaker for the Western Division Title

They have cute slogans like "AttitUde" or "AUdacity" in order to fire up their fans

Eric Ramsey

Their best bet for a national championship team could only beat injury- and NCAA-beleaguered Alabama by 8 points in the 2004 Iron Bowl (and were losing to them at half-time).

Because they are raised that way from birth! Little tubby bastards!!

With out the thumb, most AU fan's could only count to four.

Their corrupt directors mismanaged their school and almost lost their academic accreditation.

They lost their asses to unranked Arkansas after they finally got a #2 ranking.

If the Tigers finish second, it will be OK because they will throw a parade anyway.

Their arch-rival is one of the Top Five Top College Programs in the entire history of the game -- and know they'll never come close to matching that grandeur.

They have to stick their heads up a bulls a$$ because they don't take the butchers word on it.

They named the stadium grass Pat Dye.

They believe 2 Heisman Trophies = 2 National Championships.

They hope that one day they will win a national title without sharing it or being on probation.

The cows.

Their head coach who used to cook catfish for a living.

Because Tubberville has big ears.

Auburn thinks they can compare with us.

They suck their rods.

They suck because they do, have, and always will

They scheduled Ball State and the Citadel and then wondered why no one else in the country thinks they should be considered a co-national champion.

Because they looked for #1 and stepped in #2!!!!!!

Auburn New Fight Song! War Eagle! Crank the John Deere. Break out the Redman, shotgun a beer. War Eagle! Inbreds delight. Where Brothers & Sisters unite! GO! GO! GO! Back to the trailer! Fire up that grill! Savor the flavor of last night's roadkill War Eagle! Big COW COLLEGE. Cesspool of Dixieland!!!!

It’s a well known scientific fact that methane gas emitted from bovines is the main reasons our glaciers are melting at such a rate that soon our entire civilization will become extinct. Damn you, Barners!

They think marryin' yer first cousin is wrong.

ok, they're AUBURN,, we've beaten them more than they've beaten us, and all they say is 5 years in a row. get over yourselves. i mean gollee can anyone be as obnoxous as them? alabama, when you hear that, word, you think unbeleiveable, awesome, surprising, and more. when you hear auburn, you think, haha..ewww i hate them! for real!!

Lou Holtz calls them The University of Auburn.

Their cute little nickname of "The Jungle" for Jordan-Hare

They throw parades for finishing second

They had singer Jimmy Buffett, briefly, attend their school -- but he thought so little of it, his only recording of college life is "Livingston Saturday Night."

They drew national attention as a barn burned down next to the stadium during the LSU game.

They see their rival's prominent place in American culture represented in movies (Forrest Gump, The Junction Boys, Sweet Home Alabama, Bear) songs and fiction -- and they know that no one has ever featured Auburn in a major motion picture or hit record -- and never will because they suck so bad.

just because they do! i mean you could make fun of alabama if they only had 2 national championships. And what about this give me five crap? GIVE ME 12

because they are auburn!!!!!!!!!!!

Their Socology department is top notch!!!

The look on Terry Bowden's face as he's about to pass out at the Flora-Bama.

They cancelled the Florida State game a month before the season because they didn't want Bobby Bowden to punish them on national TV for running his son off.

They have the same amount of SEC championships as Georgia Tech, who left the SEC 40 years ago.

They constantly correct people that Auburn is in Alabama, not Georgia.

BECAUSE THIS ***edited*** KIDS AT MY SKOOL LIKES THEM

Because they don't have national championships in Football and Basketball like Florida. GO GATORS!!!

every time they win, they have something cocky to say, I've never heard Bama players put down Auburn after an Iron Bowl.

They just do.

Their sports program has higher academic standards than Vanderbilt. Yeah sure tell us another one Auburn.

they like man lovin

because Jeff Swicegood said so

They are pathetic losers

just because they are auburn....no other reason needed!

You can't get there from here without running over cow paddies.

They know that their program rode to any sort of national recognition on Alabama's coat tails -- and knowing that if it wasn't for 'Bama the rest of the country would care less about Auburn than they already do.

They have a trailer park less than a mile away from the football stadium.

They have drive-by shootings at their new running back.

It is living up to every stereotype about Auburn by letting the players ride on hay bails during that "victory" parade

They allow rich, fat boosters on the sidelines to demand their head coach call the plays they want during ballgames.

They accept the National Title from the only person who will give it to Auburn, a 16 year old kid with an AOL account.

Auburn Football?

Napoleon Syndrome Sucks

Little Brother Syndrome

Because they just dream about being National Champions unlike Alabama. We got 12 Bitches!!!! Date Posted: Aug 31, Two Thousand Saban

They are like the jealous smaller, weaker and less gifted sibling with a chip on its shoulder; Forever to be second best. Also because they are a bunch of ignorant kickers.

IT'S THE ORANGE! IT MAKES THEM ALL SUCK

Because they chickened out of playing Florida State back in 1999, thus causing FSU to have to scramble for an opponent. I have ZERO respect for the War Chickens and they shouldn't even be given the time of day.

THEY HAVE NO BALLS!!! AND NO NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS

they wear "Fear the Thumb" airbrushed t-shirts they bought on vacation in Gatlinburg.

They even thought after loosing to Arkansas they still had a chance to play for the National Title....whatever!!!

They once voted for Bessie the cow for homecoming queen and she won.

cause their awbarn

they rely on the officials to win.

They yell "Punt Bama, Punt" 30 years after that chant outlived its cleverness.

They don't take the "Punt Bama, Punt" bumper sticker off their trucks 30 years after that sticker outlived its cleverness.

auburn does not suck...they just tkae it up the ass every now and then. give em a break people...hahaha

BECUASE GALLOP LIKES THEM

Because they can go undefeated and still not win a national title. It couldn't have happened to a better bunch!!!!!

UGA-37 au-15 SUCK ON THAT COX!!

because they suck...

Because Chuck Norris said so...

OF THE FANS!

They don't have Bear

can u count the championchips that auburn has............just 1 and and that was in 1957 and alabama has.......12 thats why they suck ass

they tried to fire me behind my back

their fight song sounds like it was submitted during a Winn-Dixie "Write Auburn's Fight Song" for 2nd graders contest.

I hate them

Because my siter-n-law is an Auburn fan!!

They are sucky cheaters are in a sucky location and they suck academically and they are a one-sport school and they suck at that, too.

The smile on Ben Leard's face after throwing an interception that lost the 1998 Virginia game

They see Alabama all over the College Football Hall of Fame in South Bend -- and Auburn is barely mentioned in passing.

because Gallop is a towel

BECAUSE GALLOP LIKES THEM AND HE IS A HORSE

Because kenney irons had turf toe

because the Bear is back in the form of Saban! WOO-DOGGIE!!! I need a beer!

they are red necks

BECAUSE LSU RULES AND THEYRE FUCKING QUEEN

i tommy tuberville had a date with phil fulmer

Auburn Logic Two aubie rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to university of auburn to get ahead. The first one went to see a auburn professor who told him to take math, history, and logic. "What's logic?" asked the first aubie redneck. The professor answered "Let me give you an example. Do you own a weed eater?" "I sure do", answered the aubie redneck. "Then I can assume, using logic, that you have a yard," replied the auburn professor. "That's real good", the aubie redneck responded in awe. The professor continued: "Logic will also tell me that since you have a yard, you also have a mobile home." Impressed, the aubie redneckshouted, "AMAZIN "And since you own a mobile home, logic dictates that you have a wife. "That's Betty Mae. This is incredible!!" The aubie redneck is obviously catching on. "Finally, since you have a wife, logically I can assume that you are heterosexual," said the auburn professor. "You're absolutely right! Why that's the most fascinatin' thing I ever heard of. I can't wait to take this here logic class The first aubie redneck, proud of the new world opening up to him, walked back into the hallway, where his aubie friend is still waiting. "So what classes are ya takin?" the second aubie redneck asked his friend. "Math, history, and logic," replies the first aubie redneck. "What in tarnation is logic?" asked his aubie friend. "Let me give you an example. Do ya own a weedeater?" "No," his aubie friend replied. "You're a queer, ain't ya ?" http://home.hiwaay.net/~pcasteel/aubfamily.html

pat dye did bo in the butt

Arrogance. They want to seem exclusive but have nothing upon which to base their self-importance. They don't even have a state named after them. Give Lee County to Georgia!!!!!

...they clutter my inbox with pictures that make fun of Alabama.

becaues every auburn fan i have ever met is a total arrogant douche bag.