because sammy is a homey and the auburn cheerleaders are fat

War Tiger? They don't know who their mascot is! Try rock/paper/scissors! Paper? It's the stuff books are made.......nevermind!

J. Hugh Sullivan and Ctrl¤/Alt¤/Del¤ weren't allowed to attend! (mianderson sucks)

They have only 1 more SEC champ. than GA Tech....and they've been out of the conference for over 40 years!

because their fans actually attended the school. They can't even get other people to like them!

They have 1/2 National Championship in 113 years of playing football

Two words: pork brains.

i said so

cause they have to suck before they swallow, and they DO!

in doing research you will find that they have been on probation 12 times or more. maybe this is how they compare their 12 to our 12!!!!!

They don't have Nick Saban.

They use Toilet Paper to celebrate a victory and wonder why the world treats Auburn like No. 2

Auburn has TUBBY..isn't that enough.

Are they the Plainsmen, the Tigers, or the War Eagles? They don't even know who their daddy is.

they don't have sex with their sisters...

Alabama has twice as many national championships as Auburn has SEC championships.

They can't decide if their mascot is an Eagle or a Tiger

AU sucks bc the students live in trailers, the stadium is on an old cow pasture, the coach used to fry catfish, and the running backs cant speak english. Hayrides for undefeated seasons, terry bowden, sociology, .5 national championships?, did i mention the students live in trailers??

80% of their fans still havn't seen an Auburn National Championship. ROLL TIDE!!!

BOOBS!

they tell bama fans they arent worried about us getting a new coach and BLOWING THEM OUT OF THE WATER!!!! next year, yet they know more about the coach situtaion than most bama fans, people with auburn hats on are around listening to "Tide Talk" and then they say they don't care, they aren't scared of us? haha yeah right! then they call in to "Tide Talk" just to say that they are a proud auburn fan and that they don't care, so why are they listening to "Tide Talk" and excuse me for saying this, but to call in to tide talk you must be listening to it!

3 words...."Fear the Dumb" I mean the "Thumb".

To get there you go south untill you smell it then go east untill you step in it.

half their fans say they're fans but never watch the games, or know who they played.

Because they have Bama's anus stuck to their mouths!

Auburn fans smell like cabbage!

They wish they had class and the history that we do!

Because the word Auburn stands for A-Alabama U-usually B-beats U-us R-red N-necks

Because the guy i work with loves them and he's an idiot, oh yeah and they AREN'T Ohio State. And they like to talk down to schools who are better than them, like florida, lsu, bama, Ohio, Michigain, USC, EVERYONE!!!! suck on that.

Just because they do!

The feeling of anticipation during the walk down Wire Road from your trailer to "The Jungle"

Just imagine if their quarterback's (Brandon Cox) had the middle name of Sucks just think about it...... Brandon Sucks Cox

Quarterback Brandon Cox The junior had perhaps the worst day in the history of Auburn quarterbacking. He completed four passes Saturday. Two gained yardage. Cox was intercepted four times, including three errant passes to Georgia safety Tra Battle. The Bulldogs used those mistakes to score 17 points. Theie QB COX Sucks. Auburn Sucks....did i mention his last name is COX and AU Sucks...You get the picture :)

They start complaining about the BCS only to get whalloped by Arkansas that same week

Auburn fans dont know their tradition (what little there is). And they only have 1 national title in 1957 and they didnt play for that one.

auburn fans this website aint for you.. just to let you know. do i need to s a y i t s l o w e r s o y o u l l u n d e r s t a n d?

They sneeringly call The University of Alabama "UAT," all the while praying nobody remembers their school's original name was "Alabama Polytechnic Institute."

Because I cried my ass off during the Tiger Walk of the 2003 Iron Bowl, just after telling my inbred/illiterate players to prepare for the worst. Little did I know that the beginning of Bama's probationary period was my ticket to salvation. I used their weakened state as a focal point to expand my paycheck. Also, I had only one lackluster win over Awbarn's father, Alabama, prior to 2002, which was the year Alabama's probationary period began. Also, I coach at a second rate cow college, full of jacked-up truck driving, dip spitting, Justin Boot wearing redneck students. The campus is literally 3 foot long and contains NO NIGHTLIFE whatsoever. We have only 4 or 5 dead bars, and we can't get ANY prime-time bands to play at any of these bars, other than these redneck bands such as Trotline and Northern Railroad. MTV has never featured a show on our campus. We have no quad, no strip, and no life as a college. Our only method of partying is rodeos behind the Good Ole' Boys restaurant. Visitors constantly ask, "How many college towns contain Farms, Chicken houses, catfish farms and trailer parks?" And Awbarn is not even MENTIONED in any songs or movies. And Awbarn takes pride in being number 2, even though, not just Alabama, but even UAB's campus blows ours away. PS: I could barely defeat a NCAA and injury beleaguered Mike Shula led Alabama team. I dread thinking about what Nick Saban is going to do to me. Maybe I should seek my fortunes elsewhere. That way I will leave Awbarn a "legend." I must leave since five consecutively close, over our father, ALABAMA wins was given to me. Again, I must leave while I have the chance!

the only thing aubrun is good at is swimming and who gives a crap about swimming

because they're like new puppies,only diferance is the puppies will stop whinning in 6 weeks

I have a vagina

Because they fear TROY!

they don't have to say parole tide!

The plane ride to Louisville.

The Trailers.

Their runningback couldn't pass a third grade English test.

They have a bovine research center less than a mile away from the football stadium.

because auburn fans think beatin alabama is equal to winning championships...believe it or not war chicken fans there is life outside the state of alabama...not to mention the story of why the say war eagle is a frigging joke..so this guy carried an eagle on his shoulder all the way through the civil war...then the eagle died at auburns first ever football game....and everyone looked down and said.....warr eagglllee...omg what a joke

Because they are raised that way from birth! Little tubby bastards!!

What else is there to do on a hay ride?