Auburn fans are *edited*, I mean TGIF on their shoes, you think that they could remimber; TOES GO IN FIRST
Votes: 3
From: nw/ mississippi
Posted: 01-31-2007
there not alabama...
Votes: 3
From: Josh M, LSU
Posted: 01-25-2007
they suck and they suck and they keep on suck but who cares they suck anyway
Votes: 3
From: Kaleb centervile alabama
Posted: 01-10-2007
beacause just because they live in alabama they think theyre cool like us
Votes: 3
From:
Posted: 01-04-2007
They are such big hillbillies, they are greatfull for places like Ole Miss and WVU.
Votes: 3
From: Bill Jacksonville
Posted: 01-04-2007
Because they haven't figured out how to put a cow and chicken on the moon!
Votes: 3
From: Roberts, Auburn
Posted: 01-03-2007
Because they don't have Nick Saban as a head coach
Votes: 3
From: LAW - Heart of Dixie
Posted: 01-03-2007
Proof positive - all toilet bowl cleaners are orange or blue
Votes: 3
From: Kevin, Anniston
Posted: 01-03-2007
They associate a successfull season with beating Alabama, we associate a successfull season by championships won, see the difference? That's what separates winners from losers. The cow college is and WILL ALWAYS play second fiddle to the tide
Votes: 3
From: Nick Pensacola, FL
Posted: 01-03-2007
because they aren't Alabama
Votes: 3
From: Tyler, TX
Posted: 01-03-2007
Because they are Auburn. Why else?
Votes: 3
From: Kyle, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-03-2007
St. Nick in Tuscaloosa, Christmas is now 365 days at year.
Votes: 3
From: Political.Asylum, Freetown
Posted: 12-28-2006
Because Auburn is a volume of space that is essentially empty of matter, so that gaseous pressure is much less than standard atmospheric pressure.
Votes: 3
From: Me, Here
Posted: 12-24-2006
They have won 11 swiming and diving championshipes in the past 12 years (6 mens, 5 womens)
Votes: 3
From: Opie
Posted: 12-21-2006
Because it is Auburn
Votes: 3
From: nate, huntsville
Posted: 12-18-2006
cuz they think 1 is compared to 12!
Votes: 3
From: BRAD IN H'VILLE
Posted: 12-15-2006
THEY ARE THE MOST CLASSLESS TEAM I HAVE EVER SEEN.(INCLUDING THE COACHES)NO CLASS
Votes: 3
From: tuscaloosa
Posted: 12-09-2006
because they're auburn and auburn sucks eggs
Votes: 3
From: jacob...sumwhere in alabama
Posted: 12-09-2006
if they played troy,applichian state,uab,chattanooga state,north texas,the cow team,,louisiana monroe,south georgia,north new mexico,and alabama theyd be 0-10 and still have a parade!!!lol
Votes: 3
From: riley
Posted: 12-09-2006
they just suck
Votes: 3
From: Alee, TUSCALOOSA
Posted: 12-08-2006
ok, i was passing notes in class... and this is a really good comeback to all the bama fans who get harrassed Why are you so worried about how well be next year! worry about auburn, and leave the bama fans alone! Honestly, bama fans are sick and tired of AU fans telling us how were gunna be. BACKOFF and leave us alone, Auburn fans! its annoying!
Votes: 3
From: Blake in GA
Posted: 11-24-2006
because they cannot decide on a mascot they like. Come on, now; if they liked "War Eagle" why does the song "Damn" the bird in the song?
Votes: 3
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
if they were in Michigan, they'd be Michigan State.
Votes: 3
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
they're not Alabama.
Votes: 3
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
they have a constant stream of snuff juice dripping from their chins.
Votes: 2
From: nuff' said
Posted: 08-25-2009
Cheez-it
Votes: 2
From: APRIL Mississippi
Posted: 07-27-2009
they are going to he double hockey stices why well
"IF YOU WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN AND WALK THE STREETS OF GOLD, YOU GOTTA KNOW THE PASSWORD.......ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!!!
Votes: 2
From: PalmettoTide
Posted: 07-10-2009
It is a redneck cow college-plain and simple. Their fan base has the biggest inferiority complex in all of sports. 36-0 will look tame compared to what is coming this year from Bama down on the ugliest village in Nov.
RTR!
Votes: 2
From: alex valdosta georgia
Posted: 07-08-2009
Is there any reason y they don't and nick saban can cook tiger stew
Votes: 2
From: Matt Mobile alabama
Posted: 07-04-2009
because they are a POS cow college RMFT
Votes: 2
From: Roll Tide Alex
Posted: 05-04-2009
Because they are Auburn
Votes: 2
From: 36 to zip
Posted: 02-03-2009
Half of modern civilization think they are located in Georgia somewhere
Votes: 2
From: Nick S. Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-08-2009
Because they think they can get a recruit just cause they visited
Votes: 2
From: Seneca Wallace: Ames, Iowa
Posted: 12-21-2008
Because Iowa State got the better deal.
Votes: 2
From: Dave, NW Bamy
Posted: 12-04-2008
Once on the 'hind tit, always on the 'hind tit!
Votes: 2
From: JB Dothan
Posted: 11-27-2008
they like to "keep it in the family"....explains all the retards wearing orange blue.
Votes: 2
From: Bobby in Dothan
Posted: 11-27-2008
Because when coach Saban Raises the first finger it will be his middle one and it will just go over auburns heads "DUH"
Votes: 2
From: rasta in virginia
Posted: 11-13-2008
auburn stands for alabama usually beats us red necks!
Votes: 2
From: huntdee
Posted: 11-02-2008
They mommas drank milk straight from the cow. They daddys only come around when it dinner time and they wants the food stamps. War Eagle is because the dang bird flew through the grenade jp threw at them.
Votes: 2
From: zack (Muscle Shoals)
Posted: 10-20-2008
Obviously no national championships, a mediocre bowl record, one decent coach with the first name pat and last name dye.
Auburn dosen't suck per se. They just want to be like Alabama when it comes to tradition, which is something I'm happy to say, they don't have.
Votes: 2
From: Booger in Boaz
Posted: 10-14-2008
Aubie is the most Mickey Mouse homo mascot ever!
Votes: 2
From: alex stone
Posted: 09-05-2008
because they all look like number 30
Votes: 2
From: GO VOLS!! Ut
Posted: 07-23-2008
Thet Suck dick to get ready for a game
Votes: 2
From: GO VOLS!!
Posted: 07-23-2008
Auburn has only one National Championship
Votes: 2
From: Chris in Mobile, Alabama
Posted: 07-01-2008
because they are NOT Alabama...enough said!
Votes: 2
From: alex valdosta ga
Posted: 06-16-2008
wow! auburn can count to 5
Votes: 2
From: lee mobile
Posted: 04-18-2008
cause they doo!!
Votes: 2
From: Matthew, Atlanta
Posted: 04-05-2008
Because even if they win 100 Iron Bowls in a row, the other 364 days, they're stuck on a pasture.
Votes: 2
From: d
Posted: 02-04-2008
little brother
Votes: 2
From: KEVV DOG
Posted: 02-04-2008
NECASUE THEY TEACH PLAYERS HOW & WHEN TO DO CHOP BLOCKS
Votes: 2
From: Jacob,Bama
Posted: 12-29-2007
Because a dog bit their wide reciever's hand and now the whole auburn university has rabies.
Votes: 2
From: caitlyn alabama
Posted: 11-26-2007
auburn sucks because...
1) his name is tommy tubbyville
2) tubbyville has no class
3) dogs dont like them
4) who is there mascot
Votes: 2
From: rolltideroll
Posted: 11-24-2007
Today is the start of a new area and it wll start a new hand. It will start a new hand with a new finger the middle one GO TIDE
Votes: 2
From: backin1775
Posted: 11-11-2007
Because they got blown the hell out at Georgia, and Brandon Cox sucks Cox.
Votes: 2
From: Matt, Saban
Posted: 11-04-2007
because they cant figure out whether their the eagles or the tigers
and because of that bullshit about the eagle flying around the stadium
Votes: 2
From: BAMA LAND
Posted: 10-27-2007
IN THE STATE OF ALABAM WE HAVE BEEN HERE LONGER
(1830) AND THE AUBIES(18??) THE OLDER THE WISER!
phat phill loves twinkies
Votes: 2
From: rtr
Posted: 10-25-2007
because they claim 1/2 a national championship when they were on probation in 1957and bought themselves rings in 04. what a bunch of pussies
Votes: 2
From: Mike S. B'ham
Posted: 10-24-2007
Because they are simply auburn and they have tellytubbyville as a coach and he looks like a wiesel with huge ears !!
Votes: 2
From: =]
Posted: 10-23-2007
they r auburn!!!HELLOOO!!! that does not in any way measure up to being alabama!
Votes: 2
From: Wes G, Nashville
Posted: 10-22-2007
Because Auburn sucks ass
Votes: 2
From: Darryl, LOUISIANA
Posted: 10-22-2007
They have an unoriginal mascot. There is only one TIGERS, biotch...LSU.
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 10-16-2007
AUBURN IS RALLY ***edited*** ***edited*** THEM
Votes: 2
From: sdfgasfd
Posted: 10-13-2007
Auburn sucks because they're whores who like to give ***edited***. BTW Auburn the Tide is turning for you.
Votes: 2
From: bamapride12
Posted: 10-09-2007
the only bowl game they ever win is the iron bowl!!!
Votes: 2
From: Kicker, Newmarket, England
Posted: 10-07-2007
Because their greatest achievements can be counted on one hand. Fear the dumb.
Votes: 2
From: Edgar/Lithia springs,Ga
Posted: 10-01-2007
because they just do and nobody likes them!
Votes: 2
From: Edgar/Lithia springs,Ga
Posted: 10-01-2007
because they just do and nobody likes them so what if they beat florida any team can if they play hard
Votes: 2
From: donato NY
Posted: 09-30-2007
They are ***edited*** and their quarterbacks name is cox and they touch themselves
Votes: 2
From: none of your effin business
Posted: 09-29-2007
CUZ I ***edited*** HATE EM! TOMMY TUBBERVILLE CAN SUCK MY ***edited***S
Votes: 2
From: cole
Posted: 09-27-2007
auburn stand for alabama usally beats us round november
Votes: 2
From: Aubby Sux Locust Grove Ga.
Posted: 09-26-2007
Auburn girls look & smell like horses.
Votes: 2
From: Bama Rules Locust Grove Ga.
Posted: 09-26-2007
They're Auburn! What more needs to be said?!!!
Votes: 2
From: Ken, Birmingham
Posted: 09-24-2007
...they suck more than anything that has ever sucked before in the history of sucking. They should be called the sucky suckersons.
Votes: 2
From: Zane P.,Boaz,Al.
Posted: 09-23-2007
And 'fear the thumb' at least five loses!!!!
Votes: 2
From: dave- Destin
Posted: 09-21-2007
beacuse Tommy Tuberville runs the clock down in the 4th quarter against South Florida
Votes: 2
From: Ga Tech
Posted: 09-21-2007
Bunch of pansies. Be lucky we don't play ya'll
Votes: 2
From: JBB Denver
Posted: 09-18-2007
Krist likes them.
Votes: 2
From: dana..alabama
Posted: 09-18-2007
simple..because they cant even read...good ol Pontiac taught us that....
ever heard them talk on tv? 'umm well da coach he say to run into dat oter guy dere cuz coach say ta trow da bal' i mean COME ON!
Votes: 2
From: Mik Spokane WA
Posted: 09-16-2007
so georgia wont slide off into the ocean
Votes: 2
From: Buck PC
Posted: 09-15-2007
Because you're a dumbass
Votes: 2
From: teddy gamecock
Posted: 09-14-2007
well, when kenny irons transfered to auburn he took the chicken curse with him from south carolina,thanks you for taking it.we had it long enough,its yours now.
Votes: 2
From: auburn sux
Posted: 09-14-2007
they are stupid classess redneck cow humpin idiots
Votes: 2
From: Rob Miami
Posted: 09-14-2007
their qb is a cox
Votes: 2
From: Nick Saban
Posted: 09-14-2007
Saban has a big cock!
Votes: 2
From: Aubie
Posted: 09-13-2007
Their greatest games collection consists primarily of wins over Alabama.
Votes: 2
From: C.P. San Diego
Posted: 09-11-2007
they are worthless scumbags that should be lined up & shot over & over again!
Votes: 2
From: Greg from GA
Posted: 09-10-2007
South Florida Says so.
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 09-09-2007
The lost to South Florida!
Votes: 2
From: ewww yo
Posted: 09-09-2007
they got beat by USF
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 09-01-2007
fat people
Votes: 2
From: J,Ray
Posted: 08-27-2007
Because they just suck go BUCKEYE'S
Votes: 2
From: greg, cullman
Posted: 08-24-2007
tommy tubberville is a fag and they have only have 1/2 champion ship
Votes: 2
From: Pimp daddy Bill, Huntsville
Posted: 08-23-2007
They eat their boogers...and they like to watch dancing with the stars.
Votes: 2
From: Todd B, Atlanta
Posted: 07-28-2007
Because the have Bama Penis Envy
Votes: 2
From: JP ALABAMA
Posted: 07-16-2007
ORANGE AND BLUE OR ORANGE AND WHITE THE BOTH SUCK. ROLL TIDE ROLL
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 06-28-2007
37-15
Votes: 2
From: rolltide531 B ham
Posted: 06-22-2007
The real Q is why dose branden cox suck??
Votes: 2
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Posted: 06-21-2007
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Votes: 2
From: bama all the way
Posted: 06-19-2007
they just do
Votes: 2
From: lotterman, Valley, Al.
Posted: 06-18-2007
Auburn doesn't suck! I rode down college street with my windows down last week and some professer through a college diploma in my window.( just like good ole' Carnell)
Votes: 2
From: BarnHater
Posted: 06-17-2007
Because they are a bunch of lousy son of a bitches, and deserve to rot in hell. All they are is a bunch of whining sacks of shit. Fuck you barners!
Votes: 2
From: Rhonda-Montgomery
Posted: 06-14-2007
BECAUSE THEY ARE auburn..the step-child for the REST of their lives!!!!!!!!!!!!
Votes: 2
From: bill
Posted: 06-02-2007
because awwbarn is hillbillie
Votes: 2
From: Daphne
Posted: 06-02-2007
ROLL TIDE!!!!!! Nuff said. :)
Votes: 2
From: Eric in Los Angeles
Posted: 06-01-2007
seriously, do you need a reason?
Votes: 2
From: blogus
Posted: 06-01-2007
They are the Notre Dame of Probations. Rule the NCAA historically in cheating.
Votes: 2
From: Skip Almighty
Posted: 05-31-2007
Regardless of how much sucess they may have, they act like they've never been there before. they are insecure, thumbsucking dildos who are still cringing in the corner from the buttwhuppins administered to them many times.
Votes: 2
From: NICK SABAN ALABAMA
Posted: 05-30-2007
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! IS BETTER
Votes: 2
From: the tide fan,florance alabama
Posted: 05-21-2007
auburn sucks beccause alabama has more championships and a better football caoch nick saben rolltide
Votes: 2
From: Jason
Posted: 05-18-2007
there fans are all related if u know what i mean...its the only way they can maintain a fanbase
Votes: 2
From: Amy Nebraska
Posted: 05-18-2007
Aubies suck because they will literally be sucking Nick Saban's #### this year.
Votes: 2
From: Josh Vessler, Nashville
Posted: 05-18-2007
Because that is where BK attended school.
Votes: 2
From: Frank, Knoxville
Posted: 05-15-2007
they are tigers win they win and War Eagles when they lose.Get the picture
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 05-13-2007
just because they are auburn
Votes: 2
From: C Bigsby, The Klan
Posted: 05-11-2007
Because the STINK, you can smell em!!
Votes: 2
From: SBJ, Alabama
Posted: 05-10-2007
Because they are not ALABAMA.
Votes: 2
From: Shk999 Somewhere
Posted: 05-07-2007
Its the fans man, the fans...........
Votes: 2
From: James, Hoover
Posted: 05-06-2007
They are not Alabama Crimson Tide Football
Votes: 2
From: Houston Nutt, Fayetteville, AR
Posted: 05-05-2007
Because they hate that helmet.
Votes: 2
From: Carnell Williams
Posted: 05-05-2007
cuz i am dey best RB and i be a stpid dumass
Votes: 2
From: Flawdaboi, Tampa
Posted: 05-05-2007
they had to pay their refs to beat LSU, because they knew they are inferior to them.
Votes: 2
From: flawdaboi, Tampa
Posted: 05-05-2007
because its Auburn, nuff said.
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 04-28-2007
TEY SUCK BECAUSE THEY ARE AUBURN!!!!!!!!!!!!
Votes: 2
From: Tim
Posted: 04-22-2007
because the tide will beat the $hit out of them
TIM
Votes: 2
From: Joe- Las Vegas
Posted: 04-19-2007
because patrick is a homo about everything. he thinks auburn is his penus or something. im just plain sick of it!
Votes: 2
From: John Boy
Posted: 04-17-2007
because Auburn has no national championship and Alabama has 12 National championships!!!!!! ROLL TIDE Got 12
Votes: 2
From: uhhhhhhh
Posted: 04-10-2007
auburn sucks cause tubbyville is a faggot
Votes: 2
From: bam man
Posted: 04-03-2007
be cause there dummmmys they say we are red necks who cares there the iddots!!!
Votes: 2
From: bama boy
Posted: 04-03-2007
be cause they have a tiger as one of there masscots about 9 other teams do to
Votes: 2
From: bama boy
Posted: 04-03-2007
cause they have branden cox he sucksss
Votes: 2
From: bama boy
Posted: 04-03-2007
cause they have 2 masscots.
Votes: 2
From: Brandon Sucks Cox!!
Posted: 03-28-2007
TWELVE
DOCE
DOUZE
if i knew more languages... it would not matter , Auburn still would not understand what i am saying 'cause they have only uno!!!
Votes: 2
From: chris witt tuscaloosa
Posted: 03-20-2007
well...THEY SUCK!!! ROLL TIDE ROLL!!!
Votes: 2
From: kenny irons
Posted: 03-06-2007
idk ww r losers and idk how to speelll mi namer skeny irons?
Votes: 2
From: bamaluvr frm borque
Posted: 03-06-2007
they cant spell their own names and they are as simple as k e n they also use toilet paper to tp teir OWN trees
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 02-25-2007
we are going to kill them
Votes: 2
From: TIM M.
Posted: 02-23-2007
CORRECTION PAPPAS, 1 NAT. CHAMPIONSHIP.
Votes: 2
From: Jonathan Coburger. Pensacola,Florida
Posted: 02-23-2007
because its Auburn.
wh other reason is there.
Votes: 2
From: RollinWitDaTide11, Columbia,SC
Posted: 02-21-2007
Because how can u compare war eagle to ROLL TIDE..NOBODY FUCKS WITH AN ELEPHANT..ROLL FREAKIN TIDE
Votes: 2
From: B-Bham
Posted: 02-20-2007
they are the only team to crown themselves peoples champs AND give out free sociology degrees
Votes: 2
From: Louisiana
Posted: 02-20-2007
Because they are whinning tigers just like the lswho whinning tigers they both suck and always will.
Votes: 2
From: TheGarduate
Posted: 02-20-2007
They party it up at the Swine Feed Evaluation Center (actually on campus)after rollin' Toomer's Corner
Votes: 2
From: nonya nonya
Posted: 02-17-2007
they suck got a problem with it boo auburn
Votes: 2
From: Caitlin AL
Posted: 02-16-2007
It just does!! LOL
Votes: 2
From: BAMA DAVE
Posted: 02-15-2007
THEY LIKE THE PAYOFF FROM IT !!!
Votes: 2
From: BAMA DAVE
Posted: 02-15-2007
aubies suck because they like to swallow!
Votes: 2
From: t beasley...south bama
Posted: 02-14-2007
because they named their field after a coach that didnt ever win a damn thing....pat dye field...gimme a break
Votes: 2
From: diddy
Posted: 02-14-2007
Because they are Awburn
Votes: 2
From: Brad, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 02-14-2007
Because they can go undefeated twice in 15 years and still have to resort to claiming a "People's National Championship"
