because you should see the auburn fans oh i'm so dumb 1+1=3 bama rules auburn drools
Votes: 2
From: DALE FROM AWBARN
Posted: 02-06-2007
Because they have more redneck fans than NASCAR.
http://www.myspace.com/awbarnuniversity
Votes: 2
From: DALE FROM AWBARN
Posted: 02-06-2007
Because their head coach only had one win over Alabama until they were placed on probation.
http://www.myspace.com/awbarnuniversity
Votes: 2
From: DALE FROM AWBARN
Posted: 02-06-2007
Because they recruit the Alabama, UGA, UF, LSU, and UT rejects along with the Alabama Correctial Facility talent as well.
http://www.myspace.com/awbarnuniversity
Votes: 2
From: DALE FROM AWBARN
Posted: 02-06-2007
Because they call Saban a racist when 99.9% of their coaching staff uses the term "nigger" towards their own players while spitting out a pound of tobacco.
http://www.myspace.com/awbarnuniversity
Votes: 2
From: DALE FROM AWBARN
Posted: 02-06-2007
http://www.myspace.com/awbarnuniversity
Go to the site above to check out every obvious reason as to why Awbarn sucks!
Votes: 2
From: saban is a raciest
Posted: 02-05-2007
because they have beaten us 5 times in a row
Votes: 2
From: rambo alabama
Posted: 02-02-2007
because they can't win the big game so that's why they suck
Votes: 2
From: T, LA
Posted: 02-01-2007
How do you get an Auburn graduate away from your door??? Pay him for the pizza!!
Votes: 2
From: T, LA
Posted: 02-01-2007
Because they were 13-0 with no place to go!!
Votes: 2
From: Allen, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 01-18-2007
no one even knows what state they're in....aren't they in Georgia?
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 01-18-2007
Toothless people have to suck...cant chew.
Votes: 2
From: DB, Georgia
Posted: 01-18-2007
Most of their fans didn't even attend college.
Votes: 2
From: Willie, GA
Posted: 01-18-2007
Cause they can't even win a national championship after going 13-0!
Votes: 2
From: Dan
Posted: 01-16-2007
Auburn sucks because they've beaten 'Bama five times in a row and Crimson Turd fans are jealous.
WAR EAGLE!
Votes: 2
From: mole hole, elk
Posted: 01-14-2007
all toilet bowl cleaners are orange or blue.
Votes: 2
From: i love john parker wilson o7 athens
Posted: 01-13-2007
they get mad when alabama gets all of the attention
Votes: 2
From: olivia p. athens al
Posted: 01-13-2007
because there quarter back is ugly as hell!!! unlike alabamas I LOVE YOU JOHN PARKER WILSON
Votes: 2
From: jackson b. athens al
Posted: 01-13-2007
because terberville is a jerk
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 01-08-2007
because they are only loyal fans when they are winning
Votes: 2
From: Tommy Tuberville, Aubarn, ALABAMA
Posted: 01-07-2007
because Bobby Lowder told me to. Wait! Wasn't the question "Why do I suck?" Right?
Votes: 2
From: Jeff Nisbett, Anniston
Posted: 01-07-2007
Two Words...Body odor!
Votes: 2
From: frank pelham
Posted: 01-07-2007
cause they wont lead the iron bowl series before 2013
Votes: 2
From: belle, maine
Posted: 01-05-2007
Because they dont have Saban
Votes: 2
From: Matt - Birmingham
Posted: 01-04-2007
Auburn sucks because their season revolves around 'BAMA. Our season revolves around championships.
Votes: 2
From: Big Al-Jackson Co. AL
Posted: 01-04-2007
3 words.....free sociology degrees!
Votes: 2
From: Greg Stevenson, AL
Posted: 01-04-2007
They constantly grill us because we claim 12 national titles and they say we only have 6 or so....well last time I counted, that was still 5.5 more than they have....get over it aubies..We will always have more tradition than you. and in 2007 it will get even better.....
Votes: 2
From: Heywood, Scottsboro
Posted: 01-04-2007
Because they're auburn. 'Nuf said.
Votes: 2
From: Jonathan, Huntsville
Posted: 01-04-2007
Their head coach, "Big Ears Tubby," has been mistakened for Dumbo more than once.
Votes: 2
From: CrimsonTodd, BHM
Posted: 01-03-2007
Hotels in Tuscaloosa have signs that say, "Flush twice...it's a long way to Auburn."
Votes: 2
From:
Posted: 01-03-2007
because they change the name of the school every 50 years or so....
Votes: 2
From: Phil4Bama P'cola
Posted: 01-03-2007
Even when they go undefeated, they get the respect they deserve...ZERO!
Votes: 2
From: Mr. T
Posted: 12-15-2006
5 wins on Alabama does not make up for 1 National Title
Votes: 2
From: lala man tokyo,japan
Posted: 12-09-2006
the auburn fans laugh wen i tlk bout the bear...f them
Votes: 2
From: anywhere but AU
Posted: 12-08-2006
why do you put a QB with a muscle disease to play football? no wonder why he sucks
Votes: 2
From: ecsIII Tampa
Posted: 12-07-2006
...because they know they are the "second" school in the state- always have been, always will be.
Votes: 2
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
Kirk Herbstreit gives them no respect.
Votes: 2
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
they get so mad when we make fun of them.
Votes: 2
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
their mascot is called "Aubie".
Votes: 2
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
they call their campus "The Lovliest Village On The Plains" when the only other "village" is Opelika High School.
Votes: 2
From: Anywhere But Auburn
Posted: 11-24-2006
they think saying "click-clack" is cool
Votes: 1
From: Trey
Posted: 01-04-2010
Because Georgia is better
Votes: 1
From: NU fan, Evanston, IL
Posted: 01-03-2010
Why does Auburn suck? Look at the 2010 Outback Bowl for answers:
Is it because they lost 140 yards in penalties (including two 15-yard losses due to unsportsmanlike conduct)?
Could they suck because they cheer when opposing players get injured? No, they suck because the players rushed the field THREE TIMES before the game ended since they're too stupid to know when a game actually ends! Auburn sucks!
Votes: 1
From: UGa Man
Posted: 12-02-2009
Because they can't even decide on a mascot.
Votes: 1
From: DUDE
Posted: 11-28-2009
Because they havent had a decent win this season so far.
Votes: 1
From: Mike, Harlan
Posted: 11-24-2009
because they like too.
Votes: 1
From: Jeff in Huntsville
Posted: 11-24-2009
their only tradition involves toilet paper
Votes: 1
From: BigDillAP Opp, AL
Posted: 11-19-2009
they are an embarrassment to the state of Alabama and most of their their so called "fans" can't even name just three players on the team, much less tell you the coach's name...their vocabulary is just limited to saying war buzzard or eagle or whatever it is. Most of all is the EXCUSES FOR EVERYTHING, and the classic one they say is that their a young team which apparently has been forever, and they always criticize what Alabama can or can't do, they never take a look at themselves and see what they can improve on or be better at on the field(which don't really matter because it would be a waste of time since they aren't worth a damn anyway) They are and always will be #2 and smell like it.
ROLL TIDE!!
Votes: 1
From: jocko,weaver al.
Posted: 11-19-2009
aubrun sux tenn. swallows.simple as that
Votes: 1
From: B-Rine/ Pell City
Posted: 11-06-2009
Once upon a time when auburn tested the affects of horse tranquilizers on themselves.... Hey,, I think our mascot should be a Tiger...OK.....DaGumIt somebody already uses the tiger,Hummmm, then let's be an Eagle.....OK. Ohhh Horse pills are GOOD. GOOOO TIG????- GOOOO EAG????.... Nevermind.
Votes: 1
From: B-Rine/Pell City
Posted: 11-05-2009
Because we represent the ENTIRE state of Alabama and they represent lee county. Go lee county Tigles!!
Votes: 1
From: Brad from losers'ville (just follow tommy t)
Posted: 10-26-2009
better question is why they wouldn't?
Votes: 1
From: AUbarnie
Posted: 10-25-2009
www.aubarnie.com
Votes: 1
From: Justinblevins
Posted: 10-22-2009
Because they lead Alabama in nothing, but loses.
Votes: 1
From: jon law sav.ga. roll tide roll
Posted: 10-21-2009
because they run off the good coaches.
Votes: 1
From: LSU RON
Posted: 10-20-2009
Because there cheerleaders have more pimples on their ass, than teeth in their mouth.
Votes: 1
From: Kathy, DeFuniak Springs, Fl.
Posted: 10-20-2009
Cause their NOT the TIDE!!! their colors suck too!
Votes: 1
From: Brett, Alabama
Posted: 10-11-2009
They are the red-headed step child of the state. They envy the TIDE.
Votes: 1
From: GODAWGS
Posted: 10-04-2009
Georgia is better
Votes: 1
From: keo
Posted: 10-01-2009
Because Bobby Lowder's bank is going down faster than Linda Lovelace in a trailer hitch factory.
Votes: 1
From: ausucks
Posted: 09-26-2009
Because if the barn goes undefeated this year and wins the NC game, Their head coach will still have a losing record.
Votes: 1
From: bamafan325712@myspace mississippi
Posted: 09-21-2009
Auburn New Fight Song! War Eagle! Crank the John Deere. Break out the Redman, shotgun a beer. War Eagle! Inbreds delight. Where Brothers & Sisters unite! GO! GO! GO! Back to the trailer! Fire up that grill! Savor the flavor of last night's roadkill War Eagle! Big COW COLLEGE. Cesspool of Dixieland!!!!
Votes: 1
From: bamafan32571 myspace mississippi
Posted: 09-21-2009
AUBURN SUCKS BECAUSE....THEY AE ORANGE
Votes: 1
From: Chuck
Posted: 09-19-2009
Because you can't spell Auburn without the letters B-A-R-N
Votes: 1
From: auburn sucks page
Posted: 09-14-2009
elephants can crush and eat stupid tiger!!!!!!ROLL TIDE ROLL and we have a better coach!!!
Votes: 1
From: Shana Ocala , FL
Posted: 09-08-2009
because they do!!!!!!!! Bama Rocks!
Votes: 1
From: Bamascule
Posted: 09-02-2009
Auburn sucks because there is a vacuum of intellect, wisdom or ethics.
Votes: 1
From: blakealabama
Posted: 09-01-2009
they dont even have real fans just a couple of pple that like the name 36-0 roll tide
Votes: 1
From: trayler pork in awbarn
Posted: 08-20-2009
cause their girls are constantly giving you swine flu or hay fever or any of those other STD's they catch from having sex with the livestock around campus
Votes: 1
From: qwee qwee from quitaville
Posted: 08-12-2009
Because Tuberville said it took Alabama 100 years to score on them in their own stadium. What a friggin dildo.
Votes: 1
From: evan, pc
Posted: 08-10-2009
they can light up the recruiting trail with hype and STILL not get commitments.
Votes: 1
From: Todd B Bham, AL
Posted: 08-07-2009
They make mountain oysters
Votes: 1
From: rik in ft. campbell, ky
Posted: 07-31-2009
i going to steal a quote from the president...They act stupidly!!!
Votes: 1
From: kris alabama
Posted: 07-12-2009
because they have one 1/2 a national championship.there one championship was a split.
Votes: 1
From: Will H Alabama
Posted: 07-10-2009
They have bars in the athletic dorms to prepare their players for life
Votes: 1
From: Robert, Atlanta,Ga
Posted: 07-10-2009
Won 5 Lost 7. Got beat by Vanderbilt. Got blown out by Bama 36-0 in Tuscaloosa.
Votes: 1
From: Kenny, Huntsville
Posted: 07-10-2009
Because order has been restored when Bama whipped that @ss 36-0!
Votes: 1
From: Jason Birmingham,AL
Posted: 07-10-2009
Because their new head coach is friggin 5-19! Shows their logic.
Votes: 1
From: Got12?
Posted: 06-30-2009
Eff Auburn!
http://www.effauburn.com/
Votes: 1
From: ELD, doesn't matter, allways bleed CRIMSON
Posted: 04-29-2009
Because they will never be able to ROLL TIDE ROLL or sing that cool chant with the state bird in it. Everything that is Alabama is the Crimson Tide. Auburn can be likened to the red headed stepchild. I don't care how many times they squeeze past us (if they ever do again), everything that is UA is what truly runs through the blood of home grown recruits and apparently many Georgia, Florida, Tennessee, and Texas recruits. WE ARE BAMA!!!
Votes: 1
From: Jack from Richmond
Posted: 04-29-2009
Beau Brady is going there.
Votes: 1
From: Cody
Posted: 03-20-2009
They traded 85+ wins in 10 years for 5-19!!!! Gotta love the Barn!
Votes: 1
From: your mommas,pussy
Posted: 03-08-2009
Because there alabama stomped the SHIT out of them 36-0 and they fired the coach that led them 2 the second longest streak in iron bowl history for a man that has only won 3 games in his 3 years of coaching. good luck gene chizik better yet no not good luck go fuck yourself
Votes: 1
From: Ben Decatur
Posted: 02-21-2009
they have a chip on their shoulder and they are arrogant
Votes: 1
From: rolltidebhc
Posted: 02-05-2009
this is to easy 36-0
Votes: 1
From: 'nuff said-tuscaloosa
Posted: 02-04-2009
Chizik
Votes: 1
From: roll gators
Posted: 01-17-2009
satan is an auburn graduate
Votes: 1
From: bamafan from Alex City
Posted: 12-20-2008
Because they tell you they had won 6 in-a-row on Alabama, then when you say that we beat them 9 times they say "That is History." Well so is your 6 ya sore losers!
Votes: 1
From: m&m oxford al
Posted: 12-13-2008
because they hired gene chizik who won 5 games in 2 years
Votes: 1
From: dixie
Posted: 12-03-2008
they suck.
Votes: 1
From: Ben Huntsville
Posted: 12-01-2008
Because they colors are ugly, I don't like Tuberville, and they and they fans are sore losers
Votes: 1
From: ds gr
Posted: 11-30-2008
Can anybody there read or write?
Votes: 1
From: CH in Decatur
Posted: 11-29-2008
Do we really need a reason?
Votes: 1
From: T-Town
Posted: 11-27-2008
All they do it cowtip
Votes: 1
From: Jason, Hollywood, CA
Posted: 11-24-2008
the girls on campus have bigger cocks than the guys!
Votes: 1
From: Sabanation, Alabama
Posted: 11-21-2008
Cock Balls...
Votes: 1
From: David Jordan
Posted: 11-19-2008
Because they can't pronounce Jordan correctly!!! Its Jor dan not Jer din!!!
Votes: 1
From: Chris
Posted: 11-19-2008
because they started off the season in the top 10 and now won't even make it to a bowl game.
Votes: 1
From: Sweet Home Caruthersville MO
Posted: 11-16-2008
Because AUBURN stands for,
A-labama
U-sually
B-eats
U-s
R-ound
N-ovember
Votes: 1
From: Tracy, Bear Creek
Posted: 11-15-2008
Because they want to be like Alabama soooo bad and will never be . It ends at six and they will be the red headed stepchild once again
Votes: 1
From: AuSux USA
Posted: 11-12-2008
you have to flush three times for the crap to get there.
Votes: 1
From: Aufarm, AL
Posted: 11-12-2008
Aufarm sucks because... they're Aufarm!
Votes: 1
From: tuscaloosa
Posted: 10-30-2008
because they like the taste of elephant shit
Votes: 1
From: The James - Los Angeles
Posted: 10-27-2008
They kiss boys...little ones.
Votes: 1
From: Wade cullman Al
Posted: 10-24-2008
Auburn sux bc they always say we beat yall 6 times in a roll wow yall still aint beat our 9 straight wins against yall red necks oh yall forget bout that wat bout are 12 national championships so now auburns luck has finely ran out they cant even beat ark
Votes: 1
From: James, Ozark
Posted: 10-23-2008
Their mouths are all sore from sucking Tuberville's... well you know.
Votes: 1
From: Dallas, Alabama
Posted: 10-21-2008
there useless and they have no tradition
Votes: 1
From: bamabound...alabama
Posted: 10-18-2008
they still enjoy their so called "six" even though we "got nine"....and still wander why we even try? what losers
Votes: 1
From: bamadawg123...BAMABOUND!
Posted: 10-18-2008
BC their fans still enjoy their so called "six" even though we "got 9"!
Votes: 1
From: Cory, Bham
Posted: 10-15-2008
the best they can be is No. 2...they will never be a competitor with Saban in the state, ROLL TIDE
Votes: 1
From: Robert, Demopolis
Posted: 10-13-2008
Because even if they go undefeated they still are not the best
Votes: 1
From: Jeff from Norfolk
Posted: 10-11-2008
They CANNOT plat football to save their tiger-tails. They make Bad teams look Good (Vandy and Arkansas for example)
Votes: 1
From: Jeff from Norfolk
Posted: 10-11-2008
They CANNOT play football to save their ass. They make Bad teams look Good (Vandy and Arkansas)
Votes: 1
From: Shug Jordan - Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico
Posted: 10-11-2008
Actually before it was Alabama Polytecnic Institute, I believe it was called East Alabama Male College. Now that really SUCKS - get the picture?
Votes: 1
From: Gordon White - Nuevo Laredo, Tamaulipas, Mexico
Posted: 10-11-2008
Auburn sucks just because they do. Also because my brother likes them. And finaly - I heard it was to keep Georgia from drifting out to sea.
Votes: 1
From: TJ in sylacauga
Posted: 10-10-2008
everthing that comes out of Tuscaloosa Sucks lmao*
Votes: 1
From: BRANDON PENSACOLA
Posted: 10-09-2008
they lost to vanderbilt VANDERBILT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Votes: 1
From: Gabe Birmingham, al
Posted: 10-08-2008
because Tuberville is coaching there !!!!!
Votes: 1
From: Jay, Tulsa, Oklahoma
Posted: 10-07-2008
Because they still think that Tigers are in Alabama.
Votes: 1
From: chris wa
Posted: 10-07-2008
Sabans gonna use the tigers as a doormat on his way to the national championsship
Votes: 1
From: me
Posted: 10-06-2008
they lost to Vanderbilt hahaha
Votes: 1
From: Jim, Auburn
Posted: 10-04-2008
They can't even beat Vandy.
Votes: 1
From: chris WA
Posted: 10-04-2008
Sabans gonna whup them fags ass this year
ROLL TIDE
Votes: 1
From: SHAYNE TUSCALOOSA
Posted: 09-29-2008
I hate there colors, there offence and there coach. I just know alabama is going two blow them out of the water this year. (ROLL TIDE ROLL)
Votes: 1
From: chris Wa
Posted: 09-29-2008
What the fuck is war eagle maybe they should get thier cox out of their mouth long enough to figure out their mascot
Votes: 1
From: chris s Washington
Posted: 09-29-2008
auburn can lik my left nut
Votes: 1
From: Tubbs
Posted: 09-26-2008
because they always complain about all of the wonderful traditions of UA...they have traditions too, it's just that they all involve toilet paper!
Votes: 1
From: WalterSobchak
Posted: 09-20-2008
I caught Tuberville and 3 linebackers in a circle jerk down in Tiajuana. I have proof-if you want pics, email me @ futurism@2playme.name
Votes: 1
From: bamagirl
Posted: 09-20-2008
They stole GA's Glory Glory to the Bulldogs cheer...now they're chanting Rammer Jammer despite the words originated in a 1920's student paper as:
Hey Tigers, Hey Tigers,Hey Tigers!!
We Just Beat the HELL Out of You
Rammer Jammer Yellowhammer
Give em Hell ALABAMA!
Votes: 1
From: Jeff Nisbett in Anniston
Posted: 09-20-2008
Because orange is the color of sucking. Auburn,Vols,Gators and Clemson see that proves it!
Votes: 1
From: lindsey alabama
Posted: 09-18-2008
they have to use DAMN in the middle of there name come on guys have class.
roll tide roll
Votes: 1
From: Jake Jackson, MS
Posted: 09-13-2008
Cause auburn is in the middle of fucking nowhere, theyre fans are idiots, and tubby is a bitch.
Votes: 1
From: parrish,al rachel
Posted: 09-10-2008
they claim to have a good coach and good skills, but i think of it as, if you live in alabama you're a bama fan not some kiss ass damn auburn fan BAMA, GO BAMA GO!!!!!!!!!
Votes: 1
From: putz
Posted: 09-09-2008
auburn is great, when you're seeing it in the rearview
Votes: 1
From: putz
Posted: 09-09-2008
because you have to go outside to use the bathroom
Votes: 1
From: Howard, Anniston
Posted: 09-06-2008
Auburn was called Alabama Poly Tech when they won the 1/2 title they are claiming!
Votes: 1
From: b-rad, bham
Posted: 09-03-2008
On their forums they spend more time talking about Alabama then they do talking about their own team.
Votes: 1
From: ritchie Battles Wharf, Alabama
Posted: 08-26-2008
at their very best they still weren't #1
Votes: 1
From: meh
Posted: 08-26-2008
because they teach you how to be an animal's husband
Votes: 1
From: lickmyvols
Posted: 08-26-2008
because it's located in Georgia.
Votes: 1
From: ritchie Battles Wharf, Alabama
Posted: 08-26-2008
they think trailer parks are dormatories
Votes: 1
From: mike, TX
Posted: 08-22-2008
alabama want-a-be
Votes: 1
From: Krichey, Georgia
Posted: 08-16-2008
Because my Daddy said so. Roll Tide!!!!!!
Votes: 1
From: Richie, G'ville
Posted: 08-01-2008
Because they are a cow college.
Votes: 1
From: Ray Nagin
Posted: 07-24-2008
cheatin referees
true.story
Votes: 1
From: jd alabama
Posted: 07-19-2008
i like auburn but they suck because uga ate them for dinner
Votes: 1
From: kyle pensacola
Posted: 07-08-2008
there cheerleader look like there mascots
Votes: 1
From: kyle eufaula al
Posted: 07-08-2008
because when the cheerleaders jump up and down so do the stands
Votes: 1
From: miranda, cullman
Posted: 07-08-2008
bc there scared bc they know were better than them
Votes: 1
From: stony oxford
Posted: 07-06-2008
because there is nothing to like. There is no tradition!
