because they are like a possum,they play dead at home and get killed on the road!!!!!
Votes: 1
From: alex valdosta
Posted: 06-16-2008
they bought there national camianship tropies on ebay
Votes: 1
From: Brian, Tuscaloosa
Posted: 06-10-2008
Because I have to use three hands to count our National Titles, and I don't have to brag about a 6 year winning streak because it is expected from DYNASTIES!
Votes: 1
From: Amy -Atlanta
Posted: 06-03-2008
Because UF is the better orange and blue in the SEC
Votes: 1
From: Phillip Maeger
Posted: 05-27-2008
Because all of the trees in Tuscaloosa lean toward the east!!!
Votes: 1
From: Joshua little, dothan
Posted: 05-17-2008
what does auburn stand for? ALABAMA USUALLY BEATS US RED NECKS
Votes: 1
From: bamadawg95
Posted: 05-16-2008
Cause they don't have a website like this one!
Votes: 1
From: bamadawg95
Posted: 05-16-2008
Because they get in trouble by their moms when they cuss!!!!
Votes: 1
From: bamadawg95
Posted: 05-16-2008
Because their fans can't come up with an excuse for losing accept for "it was a fluke."
Votes: 1
From: bamadawg95
Posted: 05-16-2008
They have 1/2 the SEC Championships that Alabama has Natl Championships...that ought ta tell you somthin!!!!!
Auburn sucks because they say they always beat us but one question. How many national championships have they won? We have won 12.
Votes: 1
From: bamaboy96
Posted: 04-28-2008
Auburn sucks ... period
Votes: 1
From: Nathan/AL.
Posted: 04-18-2008
Auburn sucks badly!!!Have you noticed how many national championships BAMA has had?12.And how many has Auburn had?? 1!!!!!!HA!They suck real bad!It has been 17 years since they got they're ONLY Natl. Championship.That is LOL!
Votes: 1
From: Jake - Huntsville, AL
Posted: 03-27-2008
They continually lose their virginity to goats at the age of 12.
Votes: 1
From: Rita, MISSISSIPPI
Posted: 03-04-2008
Because they are Auburn. Always have, always will.
Votes: 1
From: bama1 in Florida
Posted: 02-01-2008
It's a Cow College... and their cows are a little queer
Votes: 1
From: sabanator
Posted: 01-07-2008
It's simple..... they just do
Votes: 1
From: TubbyTerd Sux
Posted: 01-05-2008
Who The Hell would want a sweater wearing, hip holding, dumbo eared mother trucker as their coach. Dem barners dats who
Votes: 1
From: Jacob,Bama
Posted: 12-29-2007
They named the grass
Votes: 1
From: michael
Posted: 12-29-2007
because they do damn it! and we are going to kick their asses all over the field come dec 31st
Votes: 1
From: i love cow crap and rednecks with no teeth
Posted: 11-14-2007
auburn is the best team in alabama. sorry, i mean the best team in auburn.
Votes: 1
From: BO KNOWS
Posted: 11-14-2007
Brandon S. Cox is Awbarns QB. By the way I run the ball good coach
Votes: 1
From: Tommy Tubberville, Auburn, Georgia?
Posted: 11-11-2007
auburn wouldnt be so bad if it wasnt in georgia.....or is it in georgia? i dont know nobody ever told me.
Votes: 1
From: Keith Moulton, AL
Posted: 11-11-2007
David Bowie was Tommy Tuberville's prom date
Votes: 1
From: bamanate Hoover
Posted: 10-31-2007
because tommy tubberville looks like lee harvey oswald. Wait, maybe tubs killed kennedy
Votes: 1
From: WILL TULSA
Posted: 10-29-2007
BECAUSE JOHN CASSADY SUCKS ***edited***
Votes: 1
From: Howard Pena Tulsa OK
Posted: 10-23-2007
AUBURN SUCKS First suck becuase gallop likes them and he has no friends also because they cant figure out what there mascot is and Galoop is ***edited***
Votes: 1
From: jon Decatur
Posted: 10-22-2007
Because I graduated from there and they just plain out suck.
Votes: 1
From: artez
Posted: 10-16-2007
auburn sucks because chad likes it so its ***edited*** ***edited*** ***edited***
Votes: 1
From:
Posted: 10-16-2007
b/c they have cocky fans like anna tait
Votes: 1
From: RLLTDE
Posted: 10-13-2007
Because Tuberville hasn't got a backbone.
Votes: 1
From: okayyyyy
Posted: 09-21-2007
because they do it is without question
Votes: 1
From: Andrew (Tuscaloosa)
Posted: 09-20-2007
Because the People's National Championship of Suckdom declared them the champs.
Votes: 1
From: David in Steele
Posted: 09-18-2007
allbarn suck because they are allbarn ...
Votes: 1
From: john al
Posted: 09-15-2007
why do the tigers suck it clearly starts with the fact that they are confused over go tigers or war eagle. I say roll tide
Votes: 1
From: VINNY THE GREAT
Posted: 09-14-2007
Because Chuck Norris says so!
Votes: 1
From: matt.......ttown
Posted: 09-12-2007
Because Wing Nut (Tuberville) can get XM with those ears.
Votes: 1
From: auburn su
Posted: 09-08-2007
cause they're my ex-friends favorite team and they just suck it!! why is auburn always dark? cuz there afraid of alabama power!!
Votes: 1
From: tidegirl
Posted: 09-07-2007
Class and tradition. Auburn has none of the above. Oh, and their colors suck!
Votes: 1
From: Richmond, VA
Posted: 09-06-2007
they live under us, we have always been better.
Votes: 1
From: Jared, Jasper, Alabama
Posted: 08-31-2007
because Bo went the wrong way!
Votes: 1
From: Kay, Huntsville
Posted: 08-22-2007
because they are content with beating Alabama. they do not know football extends outside the state! Alabama has gone National 12 times.
Votes: 1
From: AJ, God's Country
Posted: 08-06-2007
"Cause 1 mascot isn't enough.
Votes: 1
From: BigFan71 Lexington
Posted: 08-06-2007
They talk more about Bama than most Bama fans...and absolutely obsess over Coach Bryant...while telling Bama fans not to live in the past...1957*
Votes: 1
From: guy from tennessee who HATES the vols and the war eagles or tigers or what
Posted: 08-04-2007
because that have not won a championship in 50 years and alabama has twice as many national championships as they have SEC championships
Votes: 1
From: Kerry J MO
Posted: 07-29-2007
A labama
U sually
B eats
U s
R ound
N ovember
Votes: 1
From: birelli in NE Bama
Posted: 06-22-2007
Because of the stupid under armour commercials, the arm in arm crap, they are freakin orange, and people outside of the state think auburn is in georgia.
Votes: 1
From: rolltide531 B ham
Posted: 06-22-2007
What kind of Q is that we al know why hent hent?????
Votes: 1
From: Krissy, Madison
Posted: 05-31-2007
Because they aren't Alabama!!!
Votes: 1
From: jim, atlanta
Posted: 05-23-2007
they think their football is better than Bama because they KNOW our school is better
Votes: 1
From: im not telling
Posted: 04-15-2007
because there heffers
Votes: 1
From: auburn hater
Posted: 04-03-2007
cause they think that beating us 5 times in a row changes every thing well look at the BIG picture we have beat them 38 times and they beat us 32 and one tie now who is stupid
Votes: 1
From: Josh
Posted: 03-28-2007
they aren't Bama.
ROLL TIDE
Votes: 1
From: Dawgsig, South Georgia
Posted: 03-26-2007
Because they're Georgia wannabes
Votes: 1
From: R. Williams California
Posted: 03-22-2007
Its the only team that once had a coach named Shug.
Votes: 1
From: DJ TN
Posted: 03-20-2007
they are Auburn
Votes: 1
From: ah, Florida
Posted: 03-05-2007
what the hell is a war eagle? I hope BAMA wins next year!
Votes: 1
From: Tiffany
Posted: 02-24-2007
i think auburn sucks because they are stupid fat and retarded
Votes: 1
From: TIM M.
Posted: 02-24-2007
how many famous bama players have you heard of, maybe ALEXANDER THE GREAT, JOE NAMATH, DERRICK THOMAS,LEE ROY JORDAN, OZZIE NEWSOME, KEN AND PAT STABLER, STEVE SLOAN, ANDREW ZOW, BRODIE CROYLE AND JOHN CROYLE,THE BEAR, and GENE STALLINGS.
AUBURN? BO JACKSON AND PAT DYE- DIE ALREADY PAT DYE.
Votes: 1
From: TIM M.
Posted: 02-23-2007
ANY BAMA FANS WANNA GO COW TIPPIN ON THE AUBURN FOOTBALL FIELD?
WELL THERE HE IS TIP HIM OVER......WAIT A SECOND, THATS PHILLIP FULMER OF TENNESSEE!!!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING BENT OVER INTHE AUBURN FOOTBALL FIELD???
WAIT, I DONT WANNA KNOW....... EEWWWWW...
Votes: 1
From: TIM M.
Posted: 02-23-2007
ROLL TIDE ALL OF YOU BAMA FANS! AND TO ALL THE AUBURN FANS OUT THERE, GO STICK THAT FEARED THUMB UP YOUR ASSES YOU ASS CLOWNS!
Votes: 1
From: anonymous+u=durrrr
Posted: 02-15-2007
their way of math is 1 national championship + auburn = 12 national championships
...
well heres my math auburn-auburn=nothing/auburn!
Votes: 1
From: elementrules2277, insert place here, alabama
Posted: 02-15-2007
why would we be afraid of a thumb? what??? poke us in the eye???????pssssh
Votes: 1
From: Chris Yarbrough Memphis TN
Posted: 02-15-2007
because of every real reason listed on this site. Oh and because they wear ORANGE. Any team that wears ORANGE sucks Big AL's elephants nuts.
Votes: 1
From: MIKE DOTHAN AL.
Posted: 02-14-2007
THEY ARE BAMA WANNA B'S. THEY LONG TO HAVE THE TRADITION,NATIONAL TITLES, AND SEC TITLES.WILL NEVER HAPPEN!! TUBBERVILLE LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE GIRL WHEN HE WALKS ON THE FIELD HOLDING HANDS WITH EVERYONE
Votes: 1
From: JP, Dothan, AL
Posted: 02-14-2007
Because Auburn fans are like new born puppies, although the puppies stop whinning after about six weeks.
Votes: 1
From: barnerhater
Posted: 02-14-2007
because no matter how good their footbal team does, all they can talk about is BAMA football... ROLL TIDE
Votes: 1
From: roll tide
Posted: 02-12-2007
auburn sucks because they they a bunch of drunk mother fucking dip shits
Votes: 1
From:
Posted: 02-09-2007
They toilet paper their own school
Votes: 1
From: Hector, Troy
Posted: 02-05-2007
Because they will soon be the number "3" team in the state behind Bama and Troy
Votes: 1
From: kinnee arons ,aurburn
Posted: 01-18-2007
thay dint givvmee inny ejukayshun lyke they prumissed.
Votes: 1
From: athens, alabama
Posted: 01-18-2007
they are either sucking or blowing. Thats awbarn for ya.
Votes: 1
From: kaleb centerville
Posted: 01-10-2007
cause i said so
Votes: 1
From: JC, Nashville
Posted: 01-05-2007
Um, because they win all their games and can't win a national title? Because they would give themselves Cotton Bowl Championship rings?
